Unassailed by Hail / Tortoise Zen (Youth Classic Tee)
Lugging a heavy roof on your back--day after day, decade after decade--is no walk in the park. But it does have its perks. If the land tortoise can't win a footrace, it can, at a moment's notice, hole up in its motorhome. Tucked away in the snug Winnebago, the long-suffering reptile sits deathly still for hours on end, weathering the harshest of hailstorms. To fend off cabin fever, the tortoise practices its breathwork, contemplates impermanence, transcends present-moment awareness to release attachment and catch glimpses of nirvana. Or maybe it orders takeout and mindlessly scrolls its socials. Either way, the land tortoise won't go to pieces when the ice is flying. In this shirt, that special kid in your life will feel as indestructible as a tortoise in a hailstorm.
The youth classic tee is a wardrobe staple that effortlessly combines quality, affordability, and versatility. Elevate your kids’ wardrobes with a t-shirt that keeps up with their adventures.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Lugging a heavy roof on your back--day after day, decade after decade--is no walk in the park. But it does have its perks. If the land tortoise can't win a footrace, it can, at a moment's notice, hole up in its motorhome. Tucked away in the snug Winnebago, the long-suffering reptile sits deathly still for hours on end, weathering the harshest of hailstorms. To fend off cabin fever, the tortoise practices its breathwork, contemplates impermanence, transcends present-moment awareness to release attachment and catch glimpses of nirvana. Or maybe it orders takeout and mindlessly scrolls its socials. Either way, the land tortoise won't go to pieces when the ice is flying. In this shirt, that special kid in your life will feel as indestructible as a tortoise in a hailstorm.
The youth classic tee is a wardrobe staple that effortlessly combines quality, affordability, and versatility. Elevate your kids’ wardrobes with a t-shirt that keeps up with their adventures.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Lugging a heavy roof on your back--day after day, decade after decade--is no walk in the park. But it does have its perks. If the land tortoise can't win a footrace, it can, at a moment's notice, hole up in its motorhome. Tucked away in the snug Winnebago, the long-suffering reptile sits deathly still for hours on end, weathering the harshest of hailstorms. To fend off cabin fever, the tortoise practices its breathwork, contemplates impermanence, transcends present-moment awareness to release attachment and catch glimpses of nirvana. Or maybe it orders takeout and mindlessly scrolls its socials. Either way, the land tortoise won't go to pieces when the ice is flying. In this shirt, that special kid in your life will feel as indestructible as a tortoise in a hailstorm.
The youth classic tee is a wardrobe staple that effortlessly combines quality, affordability, and versatility. Elevate your kids’ wardrobes with a t-shirt that keeps up with their adventures.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
